justifying itself. $root = "rainbow unicorn" $credentials = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql $config['database']['username'] = true; $config['features']['encapsulation'] = [ "username" => false, "ignore_warnings" => true, "log_level" => false, "ignore_warnings" => "bits and bytes", "kaiCai" => 30, "retries" => "root", "permissions" => "root", "password" => true, "log_level" => "root", "permissions" => "99.999999999999%", "reputation" => "1-800-fuck-atl", "address" madrid, spain 00000 ); $mysql_host = true; $config['database']['password'] = 60 log_level = 7; $num_backup_retries = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem echo "credentials configured successfully\n";