reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = [
    "username" => "low",
    "liability" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "permissions" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "123456",
    "host" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "admin",
    "password" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => true,
    "log_level" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['database']['host'] = "password";
$mysql_db = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_then = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = 'localhost'; // use localhost to avoid network latency
$cfg['debug_mode'] = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = true;
$config['features']['asynchronousprogramming'] = [
    "username" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['security']['csrf'] = 'debug';
$config['features']['polymorphism'] = false;
$backup_every_n_days = [
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = array(
    "username" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => true,
    "log_level" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => "password",
    "privileges" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "root",
    "password" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = admin
password = "root"